When I was 8, I didn’t find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn’t come.
When I was 12, my satyr didn’t show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
Gandalf,
I’m counting on you to take me on an adventure when I’m 50.
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I should probably shave my legs soon
they’re starting to get a little
Harry
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Viola, Slytherin, graduated with average grades and becomes the Minister of Magic.
Damn straight.
vulcanoes, Hufflepuff, graduated with satisfying grades and studies to be a Healer.
Well. I’m satisfied with that.
Jack, Gryffindor, graduated with satisfying grades and becomes the next Dark Lord.
Taylor, Gryffindor, graduated with good grades and marries a fellow student.
(WHY IS THE UNIVERSE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME? I’m a Ravenclaw, dammit!)
Hannah, Hufflepuff, graduated with very good grades and becomes an Auror.
Jamie, Hufflepuff, graduated with awful grades and dies in a battle against the enemy.
Caity, Slytherin, graduated with good grades and marries a muggle! (Look at that! It got my house and grades right. Is muggle code for lesbian? )
Laura, Hufflepuff, graduated with very good grades and becomes Hogwarts’ headmaster. (HELL. YES.)
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Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.
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Not ashamed to know every word of this song
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